Saturday, October 31, 2009

Zombie


"The only remnants of my previous life are the clothes on my back, a ravenous appetite and the gonorrhea that won't go away."

Be Scary. Be Safe.

Jack-o-Lantern


"Even when I put out my candle... I still can't stop the burning."

Be Scary. Be Safe.

Mummy


"I wear these bandages to hide my decaying flesh. Also to hide my shame and genital warts."

Be Scary. Be Safe.

Witch

"I can turn a munchkin into a frog... but I can't stop my pee from burning."

Be Scary. Be Safe.